…named Cam and Mitchell, from ABC’s Modern Family.
As usual, I discovered the TV series late. I started watching it when I got curious after it won Best TV Series (Comedy) at the Golden Globes this year. Even George Clooney watches it. So I borrowed season one from the library and bought season two because the hold queue at the library was too long. I am now in love with the whole family.

The three families are connected through Pritchett blood:
Jay Pritchett is a grumpy older guy married to a hot young Colombian woman, Gloria, played by Sofia Vergara. I had wondered why she was plastered all over TV on commercials like Covergirl and Pepsi…now I know why. She’s gorgeous and hilarious. As Gloria, she is loudmouthed, proud of being Colombian and is not afraid to stand up to Jay. “I’m Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one,” she said, talking about the fake murder scene Jay set up when he accidentally killed Manny’s pet turtle Shelly.
Manny is Gloria’s son from a previous marriage. He is an adolescent but behaves like an adult. He wears blazers to school, recites poetry to girls and drinks coffee…but he’s afraid of butterflies. He calls Claire his sister, though she is old enough to be his mother.
Claire is Jay’s daughter. Claire is a soccer mom on crack. She’s strict and obsessive and always wound up. She is always at odds with her eldest daughter Hailey, a pretty though not so bright seventeen-year-old. Meanwhile, Claire’s husband Phil likes to be the “cool dad”: he likes being friends with his three kids, which sometimes makes him look like a dork. Claire tells Gloria, “I live with four children. You live with two adults.” But really, Phil is such a devoted dad, I want to hug him.
Finally, there’s Mitchell and Cam, my gay crushes. Mitchell is Claire’s brother. Mitchell and Cam are gay partners who adopted a Vietnamese baby whom they named Lily. Cam is an ex football player and a drama queen, while Mitchell is a lawyer. Cam is prone to emotional outbursts while Mitchell is the unruffled one.
In one episode Mitchell quit his work and Cam goes back to work, but is miserable. Cam tearfully says, “I just want to go back to being a stay-at-home-dad-slash-trophy wife!”
My favorite episode so far is from season one, where Dylan, Hailey’s boyfriend, plays a song he wrote for her in front of the whole family. It starts out as being a romantic song, and even Claire is touched. Then the chorus suddenly becomes lewd. At the end of this episode, Jay, Phil, Claire, Cam and Mitchell suffer from last song syndrome, singing while they are shaving, brushing their teeth or cleaning the kitchen.
Cuz maybe baby
I just wanna do you, do you
Do you wanna do me, do me?
Underneath the moonlight, moonlight
tonight
Baby maybe
Maybe I will steal you, steal you
Just so I can feel you, feel you
Maybe that will heal you, heal you
On the inside
I almost fell off the couch, laughing hysterically.
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